Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
Blond Alligator Shoes
Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to >...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...