Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Harry Butt
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called...
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
A REALLY Bad Day – True Story!
A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you’re having a bad day. The following is...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!