Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi
|An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get...
Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...