Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
Preschoolers learn meat
A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...