Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
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Will you marry me?
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A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
2 Bullets
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Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
Cat jokes 08
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Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...