Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
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How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!