Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...