Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Say That Again
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
Letter Written Slow
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I’m writing...
Corporations… OY!
Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn’t be...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...