Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
My boy(s) Leroy!
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker...