Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert
The seven kinds of passionate women
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist – “Yes! Yes! Yes!” 2.The Pessimist...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...