Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
Christmas downsizing
|Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...