Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
At a distressed city
|he following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife…
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...