To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...