Elephant jokes 12
|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of...
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by…
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of Baywatch…
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of “Baywatch”have joined forces to create...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...