Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
Proffessional Terms II
I can’t help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always referred to...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Some Stupid People
|A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...