If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...