Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...