Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...