How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
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A Well Dressed Man
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The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
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Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...