Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist…
What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
Advice From Mom
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed...
Can you relate to this!
Can any of you relate to these “addiction” quips? I sure can The last...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!