The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...