A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
25 signs you’ve had too much to drink
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Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are...
Oh Baby!
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...