CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!