Call the Doctor
After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Daughter in college
|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...