Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!