When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam…
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!