What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Did you make a donation?
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Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
A neutron at a bar
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How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!