Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married…
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married....
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...