Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...