You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
Computers are male
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She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...