Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Retractions by the NY Times in 1998
The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 “Correction: The cookie...
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...