me drunk?
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
An honest lawyer
|An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...