Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Two Irish Men in A bar
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...