Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...