The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Submarine humor and fun
Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob