Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
Wrong ISP
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU PICKED THE WRONG INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER1. Their company logo: two...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...