Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Fishermen killed
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
West Ham’s ground
|A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...