Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...
Empire State Building
A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the . How...
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...