Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...