Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Signs and notices 03
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...