Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
6 inches
What is 6 inches long…..Has a big head….Woman love it????? A $100 dollar bill!
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...