Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...