Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
See Model Home
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would,...