Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
Pope
There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...