Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...