Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel…
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...