Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
Little Rascals Vocabulary Lesson
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary...
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...