Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
A folk remedy
A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...