Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
Homemade Bargain Gift
Here’s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...