One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!