Girlfriend 1.0 software
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Packing Elephants
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Blonde and screen door
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Knock Knock Biggish
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Super Looong List of One-Liners!
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Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
PC Support
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A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...