Signs and notices 03
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...
Gift for a birthday
|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...